By J. Harvey

Previously -. There were ice capades but with models, and then there were model gargoyles, and Ebony thinks her gums are too big. Oh, and almost everyone hates Lisa.

Ebony is in yellow and white and eating something by the handful out of the refridgerator door. She asks Jenah "does my personality suck that much?" If you have to ask. I'm just sayin'. Jenah doesn't know, she's thinking you look like a bumblebee right now because she scored some excellent shroomage. Seriously, these are totally natural, man. The universe MADE these. There's no harmful chemicals. Jenah tells her it's just because she acts awkward at panel. And the judges think you're actually the one with autism, because Heather seems more socially adept. Ebony reviews her run so far and says that she isn't doing anything right. She mentions photoshoots when actually she takes really good photos and they've said so. She's building stuff up in her mind and needs to stop. Ebony says she's going to smile more and "come off as a nice person". That's a howl that to her that's something that has to be worked at. Heh.

Ambreal's on the phone and laying in the phone area in a position usually only lovers and gynecologists see. Seriously, if she wasn't wearing shorts, I would know her cervix intimately. She's talking to her Dad, and relaying that she's not doing well. Dad tells her to keep focused and not to worry about a good time all the time. She's not there to party and get laid! Jeez, it's an actual competition! Didn't she make her Dads watch Cycle 8 or something? Ambreal asks her Dad to pray for her. I pray that she won't be showing us the entrance to her circle of life anymore.

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