Halle Berry hit the red carpet for the premiere of her movie, "Things We Lost in The Fire," looking boobtastic and glowing in a low-cut, purple number that showed off her growing assets. With her baby bump cleverly concealed underneath folds of fabric, Halle looked the part of the stunning mommy-to-be. In her film, she plays a widow of two children and said that the role helped give her insight into the role she'll soon be playing in real life--mother.

"I knew from playing a mother in this movie and having two adorable smart children around me all the time that I was meant to be a mother.

"It's no mystery that right after we finished the movie it manifested itself in my life because I think I subconsciously knew 'Yes, I can do this. I'm really, really ready'."

It's a good thing the kids she was working weren't ugly and dumb, cause it sounds like this pregnancy never would have happened. What? Seriously, those kinds of kids are the worst. They remind me to take my birth control.

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Halle Berry hit the red carpet for the premiere of her movie, "Things We Lost in The Fire," looking boobtastic and glowing in a low-cut, purple number that showed off her growing assets. With her baby bump cleverly concealed underneath folds of fabric, Halle looked the part of the stunning mommy-to-be. In her film, she plays a widow of two children and said that the role helped give her insight into the role she'll soon be playing in real life--mother.

"I knew from playing a mother in this movie and having two adorable smart children around me all the time that I was meant to be a mother.

"It's no mystery that right after we finished the movie it manifested itself in my life because I think I subconsciously knew 'Yes, I can do this. I'm really, really ready'."

It's a good thing the kids she was working weren't ugly and dumb, cause it sounds like this pregnancy never would have happened. What? Seriously, those kinds of kids are the worst. They remind me to take my birth control.

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I know all the themes have been used, but someone, somewhere has got to have some semblance of an original idea. Please? Anyone? This is foolish. Naomi Watts has signed to star in a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds". Has anyone seen "The Birds"? It's perfection. It's Tippi Hedren with a fake bird flapping around in her beehive. It's children running in terror as Suzanne Pleshette dies for them! It's a farmer with no eyes! Why is everyone so soulless and trying to make money off a classic from umpteen years ago?

The long-gestating pic has been set up through Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes shingle for some time and Watts involvement is also familiar news, but "The Birds" is beginning to take form, with Martin Campbell in negotiations to direct.

The new "Birds" will return to the Daphne du Maurier short story that spawned Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 classic. That film starred Tippie Hedren as a spoiled socialite who runs afoul (or should that be "a-fowl") of some particularly vicious birds in the coastal town of Bodega Bay.

The hotness that was "Transformers" doesn't excuse this travesty, Michael Bay. I hope birds gather as a movement and shit on these people's windshields collectively.

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Sean Combs just signed what some are speculating is a 100 million dollar deal to hype Ciroc vodka. Who actually tastes the vodka? You know it's good if you CAN'T taste it, I thought. I don't want an alcohol taste interfering with my enjoyment of mixers! Damn! Can you feel my sophistication?

It is not an endorsement deal," Combs told The Associated Press on Tuesday night. "This is something that will have my daily attention."

Combs said he will be responsible for everything from marketing the brand to deciding where to sell it, and will focus on attracting "movers and shakers" to the line.

"They're looking for something that tastes like their lifestyle," he said. "It's that trendsetter, that hipster, someone who's looking for luxury and looking for something better."

Oh, he's such a wheel of cheese. Diddy also stated that he's not just a celebrity endorser, he's a "brand builder". A brand builder who can only fight a dude when his posse is crowding around making the guy he's punching think this is the end, my beautiful friend. I will say this, though. I was in Times Square the other day and there's a skyscraper sized billboard of Diddy posing with a Mohawk and his fist aloft and it's the only time I ever thought he looked imposing. Everyone should have a skyscraper billboard of them at least once in their lives.

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More photos from Sean Combs' press conference to announce his promotional deal with Ciroc vodka are after the jump.

According to a new report, the rapper 50 Cent has recently launched his own illustrated autobiography titled ‘50 x 50: 50 Cent in His Own Words’. The autobiography features 50’s baby pictures, anecdotes, stories and follows the singer’s path from a street hustler and drug dealer to international hip hop star. It seems that ‘50 [...]

I absolutely love New Young Pony Club; I hope you enjoy this song as much as I do.

I absolutely love New Young Pony Club; I hope you enjoy this song as much as I do.

Britney Spears got to terrify and confuse her kids again by being in their prescence, and reports say that the court-appointed monitor's take on her parenting is very "damaging" Well, yeah, you can't practice weaves on your babies! They just look like tiny trannies!

The star's visitation rights could again be in jeopardy with new claims her parenting supervisor has handed in a blistering report on her mothering skills.

The sealed file has been described by a source as "very damaging", detailing how Britney "paid her (monitor) no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off."

The source told Us Weekly: "Britney's often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids and has a hard time focusing".

"She is adamant that she doesn't have to listen to anybody."

All she's hearing are the voices in her head and they're telling her to wear clothes that don't fit her and that it's ok for kids to eat paint chips . Don't trust those voices! Put on underwear! On this second supervised visit with the kids, she took them to....wait for it....Starbuck's. Does she have stock in that company? You know they're not happy they're being linked with her. "Uh, Miss, we can't actually make a cheesefries frappuccino. Sorry."

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Britney Spears got to terrify and confuse her kids again by being in their prescence, and reports say that the court-appointed monitor's take on her parenting is very "damaging" Well, yeah, you can't practice weaves on your babies! They just look like tiny trannies!

The star's visitation rights could again be in jeopardy with new claims her parenting supervisor has handed in a blistering report on her mothering skills.

The sealed file has been described by a source as "very damaging", detailing how Britney "paid her (monitor) no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off."

The source told Us Weekly: "Britney's often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids and has a hard time focusing".

"She is adamant that she doesn't have to listen to anybody."

All she's hearing are the voices in her head and they're telling her to wear clothes that don't fit her and that it's ok for kids to eat paint chips . Don't trust those voices! Put on underwear! On this second supervised visit with the kids, she took them to....wait for it....Starbuck's. Does she have stock in that company? You know they're not happy they're being linked with her. "Uh, Miss, we can't actually make a cheesefries frappuccino. Sorry."

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Have you ever wondered what’s up with Amy’s hair, because not only that it’s way different (which is not necessarily a bad thing), it is also scary and strange. Anyway it seams her hair has a lot to do with her feelings and doesn’t intend to change. We all know Amy has troubles, she blames [...]