Well folks, you are now free to freek out about the fact that good ole Hugh Hefner has picked none other than Kim Kardashian to grace the cover of Playboy’s December issue.

According to a Playboy source Kim even revealed more in the photo shoot than she had originally intended, though her body, unfortunately, is mostly draped in sheets & jewelry.

A source reveals that we won’t walk away empty-handed, however, revealing that we will indeed see “one boob & her bare butt.”  Man, couldn’t they have been a bit more romantic about the whole thing?  Boob & butt?  What about breast & ass or something?

All the same, I’ll bet these babies fly off the shelves come December.

Do you think someone who would wear this should be allowed to host Project Runway?