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Blake Lively Feels Like She Sprang from America’s Loins

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Blake Lively is crediting her "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" co-star, America Ferrera, with aiding her in the transition to New York City to begin work on her series, "Gossip Girl." According to Blake:

"She's a mother to me," the 20-year-old told OK! at the Viva La Cure event held at NYCs Sea Grill Restaurant on October 17. "When I decided I was going to move to New York for the show, she sat down with me. I knew I wanted to live on the West Side, and she said, 'No, you need to live on the East Side because of this, this and this.' She makes lists of pros and cons about why I shouldn't get another dog. She's like 'This is why you shouldn't get one.' America's always very nurturing with me, which I appreciate very much. She's awesome!"
Meanwhile, I'm sure that America's very much flattered that Blake is so thankful for her maternal attributes, you know America's got to be thinking--at least somewhat--"Seriously, you couldn't just say big sister? Why do I have to be the mom? Or at least make it out like we're the Judds. Yeah, like why couldn't I be her MILTF? Sigh." Or maybe not.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Reese and Jake PDA!!!

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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If there were any doubts in you mind as to whether or not Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are an item, then these pictures should help set you straight--or perpetuate the rumors, depending on how you look at it. The A-listers stepped out in Rome, hugging, holding hands and generally just looking like a couple. God, think about the millions of dollars between those two. I'm getting hot, just thinking about what a joint bank account between these two would look like--bank statements get me excited like that. Just kidding! I'm not a gold digger, but I'm not messing with no broke, well, it's different when we say it, so I'll decline. In any case, they look very comfy cozy, but I have a feeling that unless they end up walking down the aisle, or a sex-tape comes out, we'll just keep hearing more and more denials.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Many more photos of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in Rome after the jump.

Renee Zellweger Happily Waved Goodbye to L.A.

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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"Hey girl! You like my haircut? No, I'm not blowing you kisses--my lips just do that." OK, that last part was kind of mean, but Renee Zellweger's lips are a bit confounding sometimes. I'm actually liking the haircut--but that's because I have a special place in my hear for girls who aren't afraid to chop off their comforting locks in the name of trying something new. And she's happy with the other change she's made in her life--moving to NYC.

"I wasn't really into being followed around everywhere by six guys with two-way radios," says the Oscar-winning actress, who moved east in 2004 and now splits her time between N.Y.C. and Connecticut. "I also don't want to be one of those people who are sour about it. So I decided I'd just leave."
Seriously, BRITNEY, this is what I'm talking about! Even just downgrading from Los Angeles, the home of the TMZ foot soldiers, to New York City, is enough for a celebrity like Renee Zellweger feel less scrutinized. I swear, it's like Britney doesn't listen to me or something. I'm starting to get the impression she doesn't even know who I am.

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Photos: INFDaily.com

ASL’s Interview With Miles Heizer

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

Reminding Lisa of a young Leonardo DiCaprio, Miles Heizer actually reminded me that I hadn't eaten dinner yet. Oh wait--actually, that might have been the growling noise in my stomach. Regardless, Miles Heizer is a young actor who is starring in his first feature film, "Rails & Ties" directed by Clint Eastwood's daughter, Alison Eastwood. Miles was also in an episode of "Private Practice" I watched last week, playing the role of a young gay teen. His portrayal of the character was simple, real and honest. This is definitely an up-and-coming actor to keep on your radar.

And if you haven't had a chance to see them yet, check out ASL's interviews with Kevin Bacon and Marcia Gay Harden at the "Rails & Ties" premiere!

Daniel Dae Kim from “Lost” Arrested for DUI

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

Sure, he's smiling big now and looking very well-behaved in his dapper suit, but Daniel Dae Kim of "Lost" fame has just earned himself a DUI, but at least he's not alone. Past stars from the show, who have been arrested for the very same charge include Michelle Rodriguez, who was just recently sentenced to serve time, and Cynthia Watros. The arrest took place early this morning at approximately 3 a.m., when Kim was pulled over in Hawaii. Details of the arrest have yet to be made public, but it appears that the star was released a few hours later that morning, after he'd been booked and his bail had been posted. Seriously, guys, this is something I might expect from the cast of "According to Jim," but you guys? I'm not angry, just disappointed.

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Photos: WENN

Remains of the Day: Halle Berry is Boobalicious

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Halle Berry's Pregnant Boobs Takeover! [Hollywoodtuna]

Mary J Blige is Just Fine [cityrag]

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Make Me Sad [Egotastic!]

Pamela Anderson is a Cokehead? [Hollywood Rag]

Mariah Carey is Selling Something [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom: New Couple? [Just Jared]

Sean Connery Has Had It, Still Got It [MollyGood]

Why Couldn't We Have Done This To Paris Hilton? [Dlisted]

Milla Jovovich Is Due November 4th [I'm Not Obsessed]

REALITY VICTIMS UNIT: Meet Gavin, My Friend Who Went On A Date With LC From The Hills [Best Week Ever]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go To Parenting Class [Pink Is The New Blog]

i think ronald mcdonald should retire [popbytes]

Maxim's Five Least Sexiest Women [Buzznet]

Natalie Portman Wishes She’d Kept Her Drawers On

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Natalie Portman starred in a short film called "The Hotel Chevalier" which was a prequel to Wes Anderson's new flick "The Darjeeling Limited". In it, she's nekkid. And she's regretting it. Well, you aren't Coco in "Fame". It's not like you needed the money for food or drugs or something.

The shots of the actress baring all in the film hit the internet earlier this year - months before the movie hit festivals in September. And Portman admits she's rather upset about agreeing to do something she felt awkward about in the Wes Anderson-directed prelude to "The Darjeeling Limited". She says, "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."
Good lord, Helen Reddy. Stop. So you showed your ass and some guys are going to wank to you. Worse things have happened to you in your career, Padme. And note by what name I just called you. Jesus Christ, those three films ruined my entire childhood forever, Amidala! Senatah! The trade embargo must stand! Oh, Ani! Good lord, I wanted Carrie Fisher to hug me and make it all go away.


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Photos: WENN

Morocco Mole And Secret Squirrel

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Look at these two undercover operatives. This is an infiltration squad if I ever saw one. Way to be inconspicous. Next time, try a two person horse costume. Here's a nauseating story which is sure to make Alanis Morrisette wretch. Scarlett Johannsen gave boyfriend/abs god Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday. That's nasty. No one wants your cavity creeps! Ugh.

A source revealed: "She'd just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him."

Johansson also gave the actor another private present for his birthday at the weekend. Her representative said: "Scarlett was out of town for Ryan's birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private. There was no one else there."


Ok, I don't know what that last part means. Did she give him the Ark of the Covenant or a blowjob? Seriously, why is her rep acting all weird and cagey? That nasty gift was given at Ryan's birthday party at the Chateau Marmont, which is the hotel that you go to chill at if you're a celebrity in L.A. And apparently to exchange teeth, toenail clippings, what have you. Seriously, nasty gift. Was that disgusting root part of the tooth in gold, too? Is this the Amazon? She didn't have a shrunken head on her to give?


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Photos: Flynet Online

Sarah-Jessica voted unsexiest woman by Maxim

Oct 25, 2007 Author: JayBird | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Oooohhhh, Maxim is mean! The writers there actually had enough time (and malice) to come up with a list of the top five unsexiest women. Topping the list was Sarah Jessica Parker… not exactly a big surprise. I don’t find her totally gross, but she is rather… equine. I was watching an old episode of “Family Guy” the other day that had to do with censorship on television, and one of the characters said, “”What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parker’s face on TV and she looks like a foot!” So there you go. How much can I say about someone not being very attractive? She still looks better than I probably do. So with that crushing blow to my ego, here’s the list:

Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world’s unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine. ”How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ’sex’ in the title?” the magazine said. In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ”openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.”

On the small screen, Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ”with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull”, was fourth, Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5. ”Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. “Since then, she’s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of … pudge.”

[From The Age]

I think working at Maxim must be one of the most indulgent jobs out there. You sit around looking at beautiful women, and talk smack about any of them that are physically less than perfect. But it’s not exactly hard to make fun of Sarah Jessica. My ex-boyfriend and I had an entire two and a half year relationship built on a mutual hatred of Prince, Smashmouth, and the agreement that neither of us would ever want to sleep with Sarah Jessica Parker. Granted that as much of a stretch for me as it was for him, but I respected his taste, nonetheless. Really, I don’t think she’s actually that unattractive, just a bit less of a conventional beauty, in Hollywood terms.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s the unsexiest, in unsexiest order. Because I’m sure you wanted to see more grimy Whitney Bears pics, huh?

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Seriously, Scrape Some Of That Off

Oct 25, 2007 Author: A Socialite's Life | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Why does she look like she might outline her lips with eyeliner and then fill them in sometimes? She also looks like someone who might take her rings off before she wades into a bitch brawl. Why so ghetto, Christina Aguilera? Why so Snow's "Informer"? You've got money. Reports are also saying you've also got twins!

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins.
That's a lot of lipliner. Seriously, why does she look like the hooker that you see in the holding cell whenever someone on a sitcom gets arrested? She's about to confess to Betty White that her Dad kicked her out of the house back home in South Dakota. And she had nowhere left to turn but the streets!

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Photos: Flynet Online


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