Wake up, Gisele. It's time to do some relaxing. Dang, this chick is thin! I swear to God, if someone tries to tell me again how "curvy" she is, I'm going to smack them. Here's Gisele Bundchen, in her natural habitat, enjoying the sun and sand of the beach. She appears relaxed and happy here in Miami Beach, but don't be fooled--her relationship with Tom Brady is reportedly showing signs of wearing thin. The two were spotted engaged in a public lover's quarrel outside a night club a few days ago. It's nice to know that supermodels don't necessarily make super girlfriends. Yes, I'll cling to that shred while I'm perusing these pictures of the body-fatless wonder. Le sigh.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Gisele Bundchen enjoying some time at the beach in Miami after the jump.

I'm not a behavior expert, so I don't have a clue as to what Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's collective body language is saying. Usually, I don't let a little trifle like my lack of expertise get in the way of confidently spouting opinions, but I will venture to say that they do look good together promoting their film, "Rendition." And while making the rounds of press for the film, Jake recently made an interesting confession about his time spent on the floor of the men's restroom. The subject came up during a discussion of the time Jake was stuck in a woman's bathroom with actress Susan Sarandon.

I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman's bathroom is colder than the floor in the men's. And, believe me, I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know! And women pee louder than men do, even though we might expect not. Maybe it's just American women? I don't know.

I'm sorry, I know I seem not to be able to decide if I want to join the Jake Gyllenhaal might be a switch-hitter, or if he's dating Reese but hey, why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Maybe I'm right on both counts. As long as he keeps allowing himself to be photographed shirtless, who cares?

Photos: Splash

More photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Rome Film Festival photocall for "Rendition" are after the jump.

Malibu socialite, Lilly Lawrence or "Princess Lilly," as she is affectionately known, had lived in the Kashan Castle high on a hill overlooking Malibu Lagoon since 1998. The 30-year-old castle was among those properties destroyed by the Malibu fires yesterday, that as of writing this, are still only ten percent contained. "Princess Lilly," the daughter of a former Iranian oil minister, managed to escape along with a house guest, as flames began burning the castle walls. She managed to grab just a few things: her kitties, personal phonebooks, a few pieces of jewelry and Elvis' Army fatigues. Seemingly a bit underwhelmed by her substantial losses, she said that her father taught her "not to allow her possessions possess her."

Several other celebrities that live in the area may also be evacuated as well. From X-17.com:

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson own this house in Malibu Colony (brown shingles in the center). They count Goldie Hawn, Pamela Anderson, Val Kilmer, Olivia Newton-John, Sting, Jim Carrey, and Diana Ross as neighbors.

TMZ has also learned that Promises Treatment Center, where Britney and Lindsay have recently been treating, has also been evacuated.

Our hearts and thoughts are with all the families who are affected by the fires throughout Southern California.

Hollywood actors Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were yesterday in Italy on the fourth day of the Rome Film Festival promoting their recent movie titled Rendition. The political drama, which screened at the festival, was directed by Gavin Hood, and centers the issues of security and terror - a story of an “Egyptian-American engineer abducted [...]

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According to a new report, “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria has decided to add her husband’s name to her own due to the fact that the Celebrity couple are got married in July this year. So from now on we will be talking about Eva Longoria Parker while also credits of the hit TV [...]

The R&B Celebrity Beyonce Knowles gave her best in a concert at the millennium celebrations in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. The concert, which was part of Ethiopia’s yearlong celebration of its 2,000th birthday according to its ancient calendar, was a stunning one in front of 5,000 adoring fans, who never dreamed of seeing the singer singing [...]

Well folks, you are now free to freek out about the fact that good ole Hugh Hefner has picked none other than Kim Kardashian to grace the cover of Playboy’s December issue.

According to a Playboy source Kim even revealed more in the photo shoot than she had originally intended, though her body, unfortunately, is mostly draped in sheets & jewelry.

A source reveals that we won’t walk away empty-handed, however, revealing that we will indeed see “one boob & her bare butt.”  Man, couldn’t they have been a bit more romantic about the whole thing?  Boob & butt?  What about breast & ass or something?

All the same, I’ll bet these babies fly off the shelves come December.

According to a new report, Donald Trump thinks he knows it all and is trying to have some publicity on Angelina Jolie Celebrity status, in a way just like he tried with the crazy Rosie O’Donnell. Angelina Jolie is currently in Los Angeles filming “The Changeling” while in New York City and I am sure [...]

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