Natalie Portman starred in a short film called "The Hotel Chevalier" which was a prequel to Wes Anderson's new flick "The Darjeeling Limited". In it, she's nekkid. And she's regretting it. Well, you aren't Coco in "Fame". It's not like you needed the money for food or drugs or something.

The shots of the actress baring all in the film hit the internet earlier this year - months before the movie hit festivals in September. And Portman admits she's rather upset about agreeing to do something she felt awkward about in the Wes Anderson-directed prelude to "The Darjeeling Limited". She says, "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Good lord, Helen Reddy. Stop. So you showed your ass and some guys are going to wank to you. Worse things have happened to you in your career, Padme. And note by what name I just called you. Jesus Christ, those three films ruined my entire childhood forever, Amidala! Senatah! The trade embargo must stand! Oh, Ani! Good lord, I wanted Carrie Fisher to hug me and make it all go away.

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Look at these two undercover operatives. This is an infiltration squad if I ever saw one. Way to be inconspicous. Next time, try a two person horse costume. Here's a nauseating story which is sure to make Alanis Morrisette wretch. Scarlett Johannsen gave boyfriend/abs god Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday. That's nasty. No one wants your cavity creeps! Ugh.

A source revealed: "She'd just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him."

Johansson also gave the actor another private present for his birthday at the weekend. Her representative said: "Scarlett was out of town for Ryan's birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private. There was no one else there."

Ok, I don't know what that last part means. Did she give him the Ark of the Covenant or a blowjob? Seriously, why is her rep acting all weird and cagey? That nasty gift was given at Ryan's birthday party at the Chateau Marmont, which is the hotel that you go to chill at if you're a celebrity in L.A. And apparently to exchange teeth, toenail clippings, what have you. Seriously, nasty gift. Was that disgusting root part of the tooth in gold, too? Is this the Amazon? She didn't have a shrunken head on her to give?

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Oooohhhh, Maxim is mean! The writers there actually had enough time (and malice) to come up with a list of the top five unsexiest women. Topping the list was Sarah Jessica Parker… not exactly a big surprise. I don’t find her totally gross, but she is rather… equine. I was watching an old episode of “Family Guy” the other day that had to do with censorship on television, and one of the characters said, “”What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parker’s face on TV and she looks like a foot!” So there you go. How much can I say about someone not being very attractive? She still looks better than I probably do. So with that crushing blow to my ego, here’s the list:

Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world’s unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine. ”How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ’sex’ in the title?” the magazine said. In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ”openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.”

On the small screen, Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ”with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull”, was fourth, Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5. ”Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. “Since then, she’s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of … pudge.”

[From The Age]

I think working at Maxim must be one of the most indulgent jobs out there. You sit around looking at beautiful women, and talk smack about any of them that are physically less than perfect. But it’s not exactly hard to make fun of Sarah Jessica. My ex-boyfriend and I had an entire two and a half year relationship built on a mutual hatred of Prince, Smashmouth, and the agreement that neither of us would ever want to sleep with Sarah Jessica Parker. Granted that as much of a stretch for me as it was for him, but I respected his taste, nonetheless. Really, I don’t think she’s actually that unattractive, just a bit less of a conventional beauty, in Hollywood terms.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s the unsexiest, in unsexiest order. Because I’m sure you wanted to see more grimy Whitney Bears pics, huh?

Why does she look like she might outline her lips with eyeliner and then fill them in sometimes? She also looks like someone who might take her rings off before she wades into a bitch brawl. Why so ghetto, Christina Aguilera? Why so Snow's "Informer"? You've got money. Reports are also saying you've also got twins!

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins.

That's a lot of lipliner. Seriously, why does she look like the hooker that you see in the holding cell whenever someone on a sitcom gets arrested? She's about to confess to Betty White that her Dad kicked her out of the house back home in South Dakota. And she had nowhere left to turn but the streets!

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Ashley Olsen Attends Frederick’s Of Hollywood 2008 Fashion Show. Because giant bags are always sexy. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Lynne Spears Beats White Oprah To The Punch! [Dlisted]
Kerry Washington and Common Hit Up TRL [Bossip]
I Am America, and So Can You by Stephen Colbert review [Pajiba]
David Copperfield likes it rough [Celebslam]
Halle Berry’s Boobs Do the Talking [Yeeeah!]
Breaking News!! Britney Spears Spends Time Kids!! [The Bastardly]
Rebecca Romijn in Hello Magazine [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jessica Simpson attacks Ken Paves [Hollywood Rag]
Jimmy Kimmel enters The Regis Zone [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Zak Efron Loves Ladies’ Lingerie [Agent Bedhead]
Natalie Portman won’t go nude again [The Blemish]
Mary J Blige is Just Fine [Cityrag]
Random celeb Photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
Blake Wisely Borrows From Serena’s Closet [Popsugar]
Marisa Tomei Upskirt Pictures [The Grumpiest]
Kim Kardashian: Pearl-Covered Superstar [CelebNewsWire]
Are Ellen and Portia Falling Apart? [Evil Beet]
When Gwyn is in Spain [Gabsmash]
Cute Reese & Jake Pics In Rome [CelebWarship]
Is Sophia Bush Dating Tony Romo? [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Amy Winehouse Promises Not To Drink… Before Shows [Glitterati Gossip]
Twins For Christina? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Cybil Shepherd picking her nose [A Socialite’s Life]
Gwen Stefani Keeps a Child Alive [Just Jared]
Rihanna Doesn’t Need a Bra [Egotastic!]
Candy Spelling praises fire coverage [Lifeline Live]
Tyra Banks’ Interview With Lance Bass, UNCUT [Best Week Ever]

Despite the fact that Carrie Underwood has claimed that she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, never actually dated, I can't help but think that she's got to have some kind of feelings about the fact that he was seen Monday night, hanging out with "One Tree Hill" star Sophia Bush. The two were spotted at the N9NE Steakhouse in Tony's stomping ground of Dallas, with a group of Cowboys--the football players, not men on horses--and their significant others. According to a witness, "They seem cute together." The evening's festivities included previewing the Xbox 360 video game, Guitar Hero III and the source also revealed that Bush and Romo looked an awful lot like a couple.

"When they were leaving and chatting with friends and some staff at the bar, Tony was hugging Sophia from behind, and she put her arms around him as well."

Well, I don't know that I can blame him--she looks great in this little sheath dress, rocking the stilettos like a pro. I certainly wouldn't be smiling that big if someone forced my big old feet into some high-heels like that. I'm clearly no longer still in the running...

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I’m pretty sure that Queen Latifah is the coolest lady in Hollywood. The rapper/sing/actress gave an interview where she talked about the changing bodies in Hollywood, noting that the definition of beauty is expanding and diversifying.

“Beauty is not just a white girl. It’s so many different flavors and shades,” the 37-year-old rapper-actress tells People magazine in its latest issue. “It’s good for regular girls because the meter (for beauty) has been a slim white girl. (In Hollywood) we’ve definitely gotten better with body type,” she says. “It used to be just me! Now with Jennifer Hudson’s success and America Ferrera, I got some successors to take the reins on this whole bodylicious thing.” Latifah describes herself as being voluptuous - “definitely curvaceous. I think I’m normal compared to the statistics,” she says. “This is a big country nowadays.”

[From the Associated Press]

I think Queen Latifah is gorgeous, and definitely knows how to work what she’s got. She’s right – America is a big country nowadays, though that’s not really a good thing, health-wise. But it’s good that Hollywood is a little more accepting of different sized people. Latifah also talked about having a breast reduction in 2003 after she lost 25 pounds but her boobs stayed the same size.

The star of “Chicago” and other films says she had elective breast-reduction surgery in 2003 to alleviate years of back and shoulder pain. “I didn’t want to get it. But I had lost 25 pounds and my breasts didn’t go anywhere! I was still carrying that load,” she tells the magazine. However, “I didn’t quite want them to be this small,” she laughs. Before surgery, Latifah says she was “an E or an F cup. I was pretty big. Now I’m like a DD. I wanted to be a triple. They took one D too many! So that was hard to deal with. … I missed my old look.” Latifah says she isn’t interested in more surgery. “There are people who love (plastic surgery) and want to cut and chop anything. I’m like, `Y’all are crazy!’”

[From the Associated Press]

I don’t know that I’ve heard many women complaining that their DDs are too small, but everyone has their own ideas. I would think that DDs could still cause a significant amount of back pain – though they’re probably a big improvement on Fs. I love what a positive attitude Queen Latifah has. She’s pretty succinct, but in a fun way. People that are always hacking at their bodies are a little crazy. It seems like she’s one of the most likely Hollywood women not to give into pressure.

Barbie better be careful with all of those heating utensils so close to her precious plastic! Jordan (AKA Katie Price), my favorite cheesy British "glamour model" and reality television star has launched her new line of Jordaon Haircare Electricals! And no, I didn't just put that exclamation point there because I'm excited, that's part of the name. This took place at the Superdrug in Kensington. I have never seen a more color-coordinated individual in my life. She matches her product, the armchair, the straight-iron, the blow-dryer and the logo on the back of the wall even! Somewhere off to the side, a very proud Peter Andre is dressed in a pink, velour tuxedo, watching Katie do her thing with a big smile on his face.

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See more photos of Jordan after the jump.

Barbie better be careful with all of those heating utensils so close to her precious plastic! Jordan (AKA Katie Price), my favorite cheesy British "glamour model" and reality television star has launched her new line of Jordaon Haircare Electricals! And no, I didn't just put that exclamation point there because I'm excited, that's part of the name. This took place at the Superdrug in Kensington. I have never seen a more color-coordinated individual in my life. She matches her product, the armchair, the straight-iron, the blow-dryer and the logo on the back of the wall even! Somewhere off to the side, a very proud Peter Andre is dressed in a pink, velour tuxedo, watching Katie do her thing with a big smile on his face.

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See more photos of Jordan after the jump.